Need a boyfriend? Try knitting.

Dear Anna, I don’t know how to knit or crochet, but I know your knitting has helped many of your grandchildren find true love. Can you give me some suggestions on what to knit if I want to attract a boy? Signed: Willing to Knit from Dalton Dear Willing, I’m wonderful happy to hear that you want to learn how to knit. You will be amazed at how many boys will flock to your door if they think you...
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Love and Jalapeño Banana Bread

Dear Anna and Felty, I have always heard that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but I am not a very gute cook, and I despair of ever getting a husband. What can I do? Signed, Can’t Cook in Coloma Dear Can’t Cook, Never fear. Even though I am famous for my cooking, I wasn’t always so skilled. I didn’t really become a gute cook until I met Felty and then something just...
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If you want romance, try Rhode Island

Dear Anna and Felty, I would like to have a girlfriend, but girls think I am boring. Do you have any suggestions for making myself more exciting? Boring on Bonduel Dear Boring, Anna says: It takes practice to be exciting enough to attract the girls’ attention. You probably have a small mirror at home for shaving. Take a few minutes every morning to practice making different faces in the...
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